The Siamese Slots page is found under the side navigation bar. It is a "slot machine" accessible every nine hours, and subject to the infinite Siamese Slots glitch.
Page Layout Edit
The page features a Siamese cat in the bottom right corner, and a timer in the top right. The timer shows how many hours, minutes, and seconds remain until the player can spin again. The slots are in the center of the page, with a Spin! button in green at the bottom. When the timer has run out, the button can be pressed for free, but when it still has time left, a spin costs three Meowbux.